6.02.2009

Love is Blind

Disclaimer: I am blogging under the influence of some mighty serious pain killer. I wish that was my excuse for my last post. Did it make sense to you? Me neither. But I still meant it.
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Anyways.
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Love is bald, er, I mean- love is blind. I can bear my witness to that. Once upon a time I was young and single and my not-yet-husband was studyin' at the University and coming home for summer and Christmas and such. Every visit the towns people would discuss how much hair he'd lost since last we'd seen him and I would say, "nuh-uh."
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And the next time he'd visit, they'd say it again and I would say, "you lie!"
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And then we got married, and the very next morning I woke up and looked at my new husband and I thought-
By golly, my husband is bald!
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But you know what? It's all good- because bald men can be quite delicious. (that's the drugs talking) That's not to say that ALL bald men are, but you must know that they can be just as delicious as a man with a head full of hair. I actually think that baldness can make a hot man even hotter.
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Have you ever noticed when a young man goes too long without a hair cut and when he finally gets one- Hello! He's handsome and look, he has eyes! And looky-here, they are perdy eyes!
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Hair can do that. There is something about going without hair that will help you to see the person, and not the hair. Then there is the confusion about whether he's really nice looking, or if he just has nice hair. I really do think people get confused about that. Ever thought a dude was cute until he cut his hair? Then you realize it was just his hair that was cute? Kinda like- is he really nice looking, or is it just his car?
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Do I sound like I am on drugs?
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So let's get to this! Let's look at some bald hotties!!!!


Have you met Michael Symon? The newest Iron Chef? He's my latest bald crush.
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Check it out- cute smiling...

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Cute when he's not.

.Cute smiling....

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Cute when he's not.

*sigh*
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Can't mention hot bald men without mentioning Bruce.
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He was my first Hollywood bald crush.



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Chris- I am sorry I didn't vote for you, but you are still bald-licious!
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John Locke.
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I don't know if I can say 'hot' but handsome, fo' sho'! And baldness does those baby blues gooood!
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Sweet Baby James, I bet you think this blog is about you, don't you? Don't you?
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Well, I guess it kinda is, ya big bald cutie you!

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Karl Malone- I fell in love with you and your bald head in Utah. And your biceps. And your basketball skills.

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But boy howdy, you do a cowboy hat well too.




Dimitri.
What????
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I don't see a strand of hair......
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on his chest.
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I just had to throw him in. I likes him.

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And here is the king of all Hollywood bald hotties-
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Vin Diesel


I, uh... he.. he... I... he's so.... h-h-h-h-e....

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Stuttering is bad, stuttering on the blog (bluttering?) must mean something serious!
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But I blame the drugs.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find my husband and smootch on his bald head.
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Who by the way, insisted on coming with me to the dentist today, even though he so didn't have to and even though he worked the night before, as in- he was going on zero sleep! So the dentist says, at one point when we were almost done, "Is that your husband in the waiting room?"
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I said, "Yes.... is he snoring?"
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She chuckled. He was.
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I knew it, and I warned him, but he still insisted.
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I really love my (bald) man.

15 comments:

Sandi said...

oh my, I love bald men! but they gotta be all the way bald, not like James there...shave it ALL baby! You forgot Michael Jordan...oh me oh my.

I am LoW said...

How could I forget Michael Jordan?!?! He's sooooooo cute!! He has the cutest little boy innocent smile. Yeah... and Michael!!

aniC said...

mmmmmm....MMM!! i love me some bald men. you forgot one of my very favorite...tom colicchio. he'll always be my top chef.
oh, and montel williams.

I am LoW said...

Aw man, I TOTALLY meant to have Tom Colicchio, I so love him!!! Montel? Not feelin' it. But SO love Tom!

Homer and Queen said...

I got me some bald man too! Yul Brenner was my first bald crush...(King and I) does that age me?

Natalie said...

My new favorite word...bluttering! Too funny.

Ohhh, be still my Daughtry loving heart. Delicious!

I don't think I ever realized just how adorable I think bald men are...after your list, my eyes have been opened. Thank you, thank you so very much!

mom said...

yul brenner was the "original" bald hottie...those eyes! he actually looked better sans hair!
then there's howie mandel...the zany, funny bald guy who's bald because there's less germs (o:
but my favorite bald guy for the past year is not bald by choice but by chemo...and he's the BRAVEST bald guy ever!!!

I am LoW said...

Queen- I looked up Yul, not bad. Not bad at all!

Ma- I don't know if Howie does it for me enough to make the list. But he's cute. Ish. And without a doubt, your grandson is the bravest bald one.

Natalie- so glad I can help open your eyes to bald hotness. :-)

And my Naomi (only 10) who is an avid reader of my blog, let me know that I forgot The Rock. But I don't know if he's bald enough. But he's pretty hot, with the nice biceps too.

Anonymous said...

Thought I would share with you, just now looking at the bald men Bennett says "Garwee" when we were looking a the pics of Michael Symon. Hehe, I found it funny.

dar said...

ok, you mentioned some basketball guys... now how about football, as in emmitt smith who also was on dancing with the stars. I think he should be on your list too

I am LoW said...

Tamara- SO funny!! I am going to have to tell Garwee!

Dar- I don't know football people, not a sport I like. But I looked him up and he's alright. But I was listing hotties. :-)

dar said...

you can't just go by pics, didn't you see him on dwts?

I am LoW said...

I looked him up to see who he was. Yes, I saw him on DWTS, the little I watched of that season. He has a cute smile.... and he seems cute with his personality, just not hot. To me.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

ha ha ha ha ha I love this post. I love it when you don't get any sleep and then go to the dentist. ha ha ha ha ha

And I can testify that John Locke is even hotter in real life. SERIOUSLY. If that's possible.

You crack me up girl. You are one of my faves!!!

Carrie Maseda said...

First all, you make me laugh; thanks! Second, I agree; bald men or balding men in my case, are where it is at!!!!!