Today I'd love to
Sip on a refreshing Orange Cream soda,
Crunch on Puffy Cheeto's,
Enjoy a 3 Musketeers Truffle Crisp (or two).
All the while,
Chillin' on my couch,
Watching last night's DVRed Survivor (again)
Red Boxed Band Slam.
Instead I'll be
Running errands for Gary,
(while doing the first paragraph, probably)