Interview with Nolan

Why don't you tell everyone how we met.
Why dont you tell me what happened to Mr. Fluffles.
Your daddy named you, did he do a good job?
Yes, I am glad he didnt name me something weird like Lorinda or something
When you aren't poking fun at your sisters, who are you teasing?
Im making fun of you, Lorinky Stinky
Who do you think you got your sense of humor from, me or your daddy?
Pshhh...My humors more like Dave Chappell, or Buddha
Who is funnier, me or your daddy?
no
Where do you hope to be in 3 years?
Hawaii
Do you think you will have lots of youngin's when you get married?
if "youngins" is one of those hip new words for money, than yes
On a scale of 1-10, how cool is your mom?
That depends on what you mean by "cool"
Why did you talk me out of buying candy that cost $12 and had 5 pieces?
Because I talked you into buying 12 pieces of candy for 5 dollars.
Well, son, I think you are a hoot, do you realize you crack your momma up?
well....uh....gee....uh....LOOK! A DISTRACTION!
Anything you would like to say to my blog readers?
Dont forget to wipe. Peace.